'Families are about love overcoming emotional torture.'

Nobody has ever before asked the nuclear family to live all by itself in a box the way we do. With no relatives, no support, we've put us in an impossible situation.

'There is no such thing as 'fun for the whole family.''

“This is our house. And this is America Online.” (While pointing at a map of the North American continent.)

'Dank Dank' (Reflecting his inability to accept compliments for several years.)