'Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.'

“Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.''

When you have snowflakes in the clouds in the sky and you have mountains, you get snow. That's how it works.

“This is our house. And this is America Online.” (While pointing at a map of the North American continent.)

'Divorce is when mommy and daddy yell at each other then they spread apart. Then they put up a 'for sale' sign in front of the house and they spread farther and farther apart until they can't come back ever again and it's very sad.' (teaching her 4-year old brother)