'Divorce is when mommy and daddy yell at each other then they spread apart. Then they put up a 'for sale' sign in front of the house and they spread farther and farther apart until they can't come back ever again and it's very sad.' (teaching her 4-year old brother)
Emily McClelland (at age 7)
"That's the store that we need to go to and open the door and put our money in." (At age 3. While driving by the new Toys 'R' Us.)
Patrick McClelland (2001- )
'There is no such thing as 'fun for the whole family.''
Jerry Seinfeld (1954- )
Every man sees in his relatives, and especially in his cousins, a series of grotesque caricatures of himself.
H.L. Mencken (1880-1956) American Author, Humorist
“I like lights on buildings, because without them you wouldn't be able to see all the beauty in the world.” (About the lights on the football field at the local highschool.)
Emily woke me from a nap to read to me the poem that she was so proud of. She then left it on the counter for like a couple of months, so I figure it must be something she really wants to keep.
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1 Steve on Sep 6, 2011 at 12:27 pm
Emily woke me from a nap to read to me the poem that she was so proud of. She then left it on the counter for like a couple of months, so I figure it must be something she really wants to keep.
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