'A duck!... A baby duck.' (Squealing about a birthday card on her third birthday on Puerta Vallarta, Mexico.
Emily McClelland (at age 3)
'Families are about love overcoming emotional torture.'
Matt Groening, Creator of the Simpsons (1954-)
“I wasn't yawning, I was just letting some fresh air into my mouth.” (After being accused of being tired.)
Emily McClelland (1998- )
Certain is it that there is no kind of affection so purely angelic as of a father to a daughter. In love to our wives there is desire; to our sons, ambition; but to our daughters there is something which there are no words to express.
– Joseph Addison (1672-1719) British Essayist, Poet, Statesman
'Divorce is when mommy and daddy yell at each other then they spread apart. Then they put up a 'for sale' sign in front of the house and they spread farther and farther apart until they can't come back ever again and it's very sad.' (teaching her 4-year old brother)
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