“If we call these foothills, can we call the little trees 'foot trees?''' (While driving in the foothills.)

"That's the store that we need to go to and open the door and put our money in." (At age 3. While driving by the new Toys 'R' Us.)

'Dank Dank' (Reflecting his inability to accept compliments for several years.)

“If all the people in the world were nice could we just get rid of the word mean?”

Certain is it that there is no kind of affection so purely angelic as of a father to a daughter. In love to our wives there is desire; to our sons, ambition; but to our daughters there is something which there are no words to express.