'There is no such thing as 'fun for the whole family.''

“Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.''

'Families are about love overcoming emotional torture.'

'Daddy, how many whoppers are there in those tall trees?' After waking up in the car while driving through Calaveras Big Trees and hearing daddy say, 'Wow, that's a whopper of a tree.'

“If we call these foothills, can we call the little trees 'foot trees?''' (While driving in the foothills.)