“If all the people in the world were nice could we just get rid of the word mean?”

“If we call these foothills, can we call the little trees 'foot trees?''' (While driving in the foothills.)

'Families are about love overcoming emotional torture.'

'Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.'

'Daddy, how many whoppers are there in those tall trees?' After waking up in the car while driving through Calaveras Big Trees and hearing daddy say, 'Wow, that's a whopper of a tree.'