“No it's not. It's a big hot!” At 2 years old. After being warned that the car seat was a little hot.

I hope they get here soon. The kids are biting at the chomp.

“This is our house. And this is America Online.” (While pointing at a map of the North American continent.)

'Families are about love overcoming emotional torture.'

The roaring of the wind is my wife and the stars through the window pane are my children. The mighty abstract idea I have of beauty in all things stifles the more divided and minute domestic happiness.