“This is our house. And this is America Online.” (While pointing at a map of the North American continent.)

'Dank Dank' (Reflecting his inability to accept compliments for several years.)

I hope they get here soon. The kids are biting at the chomp.

“I like lights on buildings, because without them you wouldn't be able to see all the beauty in the world.” (About the lights on the football field at the local highschool.)

'The happiest moments of my life have been the few which I have passed at home in the bosom of my family.'