“I wasn't yawning, I was just letting some fresh air into my mouth.” (After being accused of being tired.)

Nobody has ever before asked the nuclear family to live all by itself in a box the way we do. With no relatives, no support, we've put us in an impossible situation.

'Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.'

“If we call these foothills, can we call the little trees 'foot trees?''' (While driving in the foothills.)

“This is our house. And this is America Online.” (While pointing at a map of the North American continent.)