Certain is it that there is no kind of affection so purely angelic as of a father to a daughter. In love to our wives there is desire; to our sons, ambition; but to our daughters there is something which there are no words to express.

'Daddy, how many whoppers are there in those tall trees?' After waking up in the car while driving through Calaveras Big Trees and hearing daddy say, 'Wow, that's a whopper of a tree.'

'There is no such thing as 'fun for the whole family.''

I hope they get here soon. The kids are biting at the chomp.

When you have snowflakes in the clouds in the sky and you have mountains, you get snow. That's how it works.