“This is our house. And this is America Online.” (While pointing at a map of the North American continent.)

I hope they get here soon. The kids are biting at the chomp.

'There is no such thing as 'fun for the whole family.''

'Dank Dank' (Reflecting his inability to accept compliments for several years.)

Certain is it that there is no kind of affection so purely angelic as of a father to a daughter. In love to our wives there is desire; to our sons, ambition; but to our daughters there is something which there are no words to express.