“This is our house. And this is America Online.” (While pointing at a map of the North American continent.)

'Daddy, there's Victor, only he has more white hairs now.' (about our neighbor 3 doors down who is a regular reader of McClelland Family.com)

“Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.''

'Divorce is when mommy and daddy yell at each other then they spread apart. Then they put up a 'for sale' sign in front of the house and they spread farther and farther apart until they can't come back ever again and it's very sad.' (teaching her 4-year old brother)

“If all the people in the world were nice could we just get rid of the word mean?”