“This is our house. And this is America Online.” (While pointing at a map of the North American continent.)

“If all the people in the world were nice could we just get rid of the word mean?”

“No it's not. It's a big hot!” At 2 years old. After being warned that the car seat was a little hot.

'There is no such thing as 'fun for the whole family.''

'Daddy, how many whoppers are there in those tall trees?' After waking up in the car while driving through Calaveras Big Trees and hearing daddy say, 'Wow, that's a whopper of a tree.'