“If all the people in the world were nice could we just get rid of the word mean?”

“I wasn't yawning, I was just letting some fresh air into my mouth.” (After being accused of being tired.)

When you have snowflakes in the clouds in the sky and you have mountains, you get snow. That's how it works.

'The happiest moments of my life have been the few which I have passed at home in the bosom of my family.'

'Divorce is when mommy and daddy yell at each other then they spread apart. Then they put up a 'for sale' sign in front of the house and they spread farther and farther apart until they can't come back ever again and it's very sad.' (teaching her 4-year old brother)