I hope they get here soon. The kids are biting at the chomp.

“I wasn't yawning, I was just letting some fresh air into my mouth.” (After being accused of being tired.)

'Divorce is when mommy and daddy yell at each other then they spread apart. Then they put up a 'for sale' sign in front of the house and they spread farther and farther apart until they can't come back ever again and it's very sad.' (teaching her 4-year old brother)

'There is no such thing as 'fun for the whole family.''

“If we call these foothills, can we call the little trees 'foot trees?''' (While driving in the foothills.)