“If we call these foothills, can we call the little trees 'foot trees?''' (While driving in the foothills.)

'Daddy, how many whoppers are there in those tall trees?' After waking up in the car while driving through Calaveras Big Trees and hearing daddy say, 'Wow, that's a whopper of a tree.'

“I wasn't yawning, I was just letting some fresh air into my mouth.” (After being accused of being tired.)

“No it's not. It's a big hot!” At 2 years old. After being warned that the car seat was a little hot.

Every man sees in his relatives, and especially in his cousins, a series of grotesque caricatures of himself.