'When you kiss someone, your heart goes out to them, and when you're done kissing them your heart goes back in.'

“This is our house. And this is America Online.” (While pointing at a map of the North American continent.)

“If we call these foothills, can we call the little trees 'foot trees?''' (While driving in the foothills.)

'Dank Dank' (Reflecting his inability to accept compliments for several years.)

Nobody has ever before asked the nuclear family to live all by itself in a box the way we do. With no relatives, no support, we've put us in an impossible situation.