When you have snowflakes in the clouds in the sky and you have mountains, you get snow. That's how it works.

“Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.''

'Dank Dank' (Reflecting his inability to accept compliments for several years.)

'Divorce is when mommy and daddy yell at each other then they spread apart. Then they put up a 'for sale' sign in front of the house and they spread farther and farther apart until they can't come back ever again and it's very sad.' (teaching her 4-year old brother)

“I wasn't yawning, I was just letting some fresh air into my mouth.” (After being accused of being tired.)