'Daddy, how many whoppers are there in those tall trees?' After waking up in the car while driving through Calaveras Big Trees and hearing daddy say, 'Wow, that's a whopper of a tree.'

'Families are about love overcoming emotional torture.'

'Dank Dank' (Reflecting his inability to accept compliments for several years.)

“If all the people in the world were nice could we just get rid of the word mean?”

'There is no such thing as 'fun for the whole family.''