“I wasn't yawning, I was just letting some fresh air into my mouth.” (After being accused of being tired.)

“I like lights on buildings, because without them you wouldn't be able to see all the beauty in the world.” (About the lights on the football field at the local highschool.)

“This is our house. And this is America Online.” (While pointing at a map of the North American continent.)

“If all the people in the world were nice could we just get rid of the word mean?”

'Daddy, how many whoppers are there in those tall trees?' After waking up in the car while driving through Calaveras Big Trees and hearing daddy say, 'Wow, that's a whopper of a tree.'