All I am, or can be, I owe to my angel mother.

'There is no such thing as 'fun for the whole family.''

“I like lights on buildings, because without them you wouldn't be able to see all the beauty in the world.” (About the lights on the football field at the local highschool.)

'Dank Dank' (Reflecting his inability to accept compliments for several years.)

Every man sees in his relatives, and especially in his cousins, a series of grotesque caricatures of himself.