'The happiest moments of my life have been the few which I have passed at home in the bosom of my family.'

“If we call these foothills, can we call the little trees 'foot trees?''' (While driving in the foothills.)

“If all the people in the world were nice could we just get rid of the word mean?”

'Divorce is when mommy and daddy yell at each other then they spread apart. Then they put up a 'for sale' sign in front of the house and they spread farther and farther apart until they can't come back ever again and it's very sad.' (teaching her 4-year old brother)

“This is our house. And this is America Online.” (While pointing at a map of the North American continent.)