'Daddy, how many whoppers are there in those tall trees?' After waking up in the car while driving through Calaveras Big Trees and hearing daddy say, 'Wow, that's a whopper of a tree.'

“This is our house. And this is America Online.” (While pointing at a map of the North American continent.)

I hope they get here soon. The kids are biting at the chomp.

'Families are about love overcoming emotional torture.'

All I am, or can be, I owe to my angel mother.