“This is our house. And this is America Online.” (While pointing at a map of the North American continent.)

'The happiest moments of my life have been the few which I have passed at home in the bosom of my family.'

'There is no such thing as 'fun for the whole family.''

“I like lights on buildings, because without them you wouldn't be able to see all the beauty in the world.” (About the lights on the football field at the local highschool.)

Every man sees in his relatives, and especially in his cousins, a series of grotesque caricatures of himself.