'Dank Dank' (Reflecting his inability to accept compliments for several years.)

“This is our house. And this is America Online.” (While pointing at a map of the North American continent.)

'Divorce is when mommy and daddy yell at each other then they spread apart. Then they put up a 'for sale' sign in front of the house and they spread farther and farther apart until they can't come back ever again and it's very sad.' (teaching her 4-year old brother)

'When you kiss someone, your heart goes out to them, and when you're done kissing them your heart goes back in.'

I hope they get here soon. The kids are biting at the chomp.