“This is our house. And this is America Online.” (While pointing at a map of the North American continent.)

Every man sees in his relatives, and especially in his cousins, a series of grotesque caricatures of himself.

“No it's not. It's a big hot!” At 2 years old. After being warned that the car seat was a little hot.

'Families are about love overcoming emotional torture.'

'I'm not beautiful, I'm pretty!' (Angrily at age 2 and a half. After getting into his sister's toy makeup case and being called beautiful...)