When you have snowflakes in the clouds in the sky and you have mountains, you get snow. That's how it works.

“This is our house. And this is America Online.” (While pointing at a map of the North American continent.)

I hope they get here soon. The kids are biting at the chomp.

Nobody has ever before asked the nuclear family to live all by itself in a box the way we do. With no relatives, no support, we've put us in an impossible situation.

'Daddy, how many whoppers are there in those tall trees?' After waking up in the car while driving through Calaveras Big Trees and hearing daddy say, 'Wow, that's a whopper of a tree.'