Nobody has ever before asked the nuclear family to live all by itself in a box the way we do. With no relatives, no support, we've put us in an impossible situation.

'The happiest moments of my life have been the few which I have passed at home in the bosom of my family.'

“If all the people in the world were nice could we just get rid of the word mean?”

“This is our house. And this is America Online.” (While pointing at a map of the North American continent.)

'Daddy, there's Victor, only he has more white hairs now.' (about our neighbor 3 doors down who is a regular reader of McClelland Family.com)