“This is our house. And this is America Online.” (While pointing at a map of the North American continent.)

As the family goes, so goes the nation and so goes the whole world in which we live.

'When you kiss someone, your heart goes out to them, and when you're done kissing them your heart goes back in.'

“I wasn't yawning, I was just letting some fresh air into my mouth.” (After being accused of being tired.)

Certain is it that there is no kind of affection so purely angelic as of a father to a daughter. In love to our wives there is desire; to our sons, ambition; but to our daughters there is something which there are no words to express.