“Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.''

“This is our house. And this is America Online.” (While pointing at a map of the North American continent.)

“I like lights on buildings, because without them you wouldn't be able to see all the beauty in the world.” (About the lights on the football field at the local highschool.)

'Dank Dank' (Reflecting his inability to accept compliments for several years.)

When you have snowflakes in the clouds in the sky and you have mountains, you get snow. That's how it works.