'Dank Dank' (Reflecting his inability to accept compliments for several years.)

The roaring of the wind is my wife and the stars through the window pane are my children. The mighty abstract idea I have of beauty in all things stifles the more divided and minute domestic happiness.

'The happiest moments of my life have been the few which I have passed at home in the bosom of my family.'

“This is our house. And this is America Online.” (While pointing at a map of the North American continent.)

“If all the people in the world were nice could we just get rid of the word mean?”