'Dank Dank' (Reflecting his inability to accept compliments for several years.)

'Divorce is when mommy and daddy yell at each other then they spread apart. Then they put up a 'for sale' sign in front of the house and they spread farther and farther apart until they can't come back ever again and it's very sad.' (teaching her 4-year old brother)

All I am, or can be, I owe to my angel mother.

“If we call these foothills, can we call the little trees 'foot trees?''' (While driving in the foothills.)

I hope they get here soon. The kids are biting at the chomp.