When you have snowflakes in the clouds in the sky and you have mountains, you get snow. That's how it works.

I hope they get here soon. The kids are biting at the chomp.

Certain is it that there is no kind of affection so purely angelic as of a father to a daughter. In love to our wives there is desire; to our sons, ambition; but to our daughters there is something which there are no words to express.

“This is our house. And this is America Online.” (While pointing at a map of the North American continent.)

“No it's not. It's a big hot!” At 2 years old. After being warned that the car seat was a little hot.