“This is our house. And this is America Online.” (While pointing at a map of the North American continent.)

'Divorce is when mommy and daddy yell at each other then they spread apart. Then they put up a 'for sale' sign in front of the house and they spread farther and farther apart until they can't come back ever again and it's very sad.' (teaching her 4-year old brother)

"That's the store that we need to go to and open the door and put our money in." (At age 3. While driving by the new Toys 'R' Us.)

Every man sees in his relatives, and especially in his cousins, a series of grotesque caricatures of himself.

'Dank Dank' (Reflecting his inability to accept compliments for several years.)