'Families are about love overcoming emotional torture.'

'The happiest moments of my life have been the few which I have passed at home in the bosom of my family.'

When you have snowflakes in the clouds in the sky and you have mountains, you get snow. That's how it works.

“This is our house. And this is America Online.” (While pointing at a map of the North American continent.)

'Daddy, how many whoppers are there in those tall trees?' After waking up in the car while driving through Calaveras Big Trees and hearing daddy say, 'Wow, that's a whopper of a tree.'