'Daddy, there's Victor, only he has more white hairs now.' (about our neighbor 3 doors down who is a regular reader of McClelland Family.com)

“If we call these foothills, can we call the little trees 'foot trees?''' (While driving in the foothills.)

“I wasn't yawning, I was just letting some fresh air into my mouth.” (After being accused of being tired.)

When you have snowflakes in the clouds in the sky and you have mountains, you get snow. That's how it works.

'Families are about love overcoming emotional torture.'