'Divorce is when mommy and daddy yell at each other then they spread apart. Then they put up a 'for sale' sign in front of the house and they spread farther and farther apart until they can't come back ever again and it's very sad.' (teaching her 4-year old brother)

'Dank Dank' (Reflecting his inability to accept compliments for several years.)

“If all the people in the world were nice could we just get rid of the word mean?”

“No it's not. It's a big hot!” At 2 years old. After being warned that the car seat was a little hot.

“This is our house. And this is America Online.” (While pointing at a map of the North American continent.)