'Divorce is when mommy and daddy yell at each other then they spread apart. Then they put up a 'for sale' sign in front of the house and they spread farther and farther apart until they can't come back ever again and it's very sad.' (teaching her 4-year old brother)

“No it's not. It's a big hot!” At 2 years old. After being warned that the car seat was a little hot.

Every man sees in his relatives, and especially in his cousins, a series of grotesque caricatures of himself.

“I wasn't yawning, I was just letting some fresh air into my mouth.” (After being accused of being tired.)

As the family goes, so goes the nation and so goes the whole world in which we live.