'There is no such thing as 'fun for the whole family.''

'Daddy, how many whoppers are there in those tall trees?' After waking up in the car while driving through Calaveras Big Trees and hearing daddy say, 'Wow, that's a whopper of a tree.'

'Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.'

“Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.''

“If we call these foothills, can we call the little trees 'foot trees?''' (While driving in the foothills.)