'Dank Dank' (Reflecting his inability to accept compliments for several years.)

'The happiest moments of my life have been the few which I have passed at home in the bosom of my family.'

'There is no such thing as 'fun for the whole family.''

“I wasn't yawning, I was just letting some fresh air into my mouth.” (After being accused of being tired.)

'Divorce is when mommy and daddy yell at each other then they spread apart. Then they put up a 'for sale' sign in front of the house and they spread farther and farther apart until they can't come back ever again and it's very sad.' (teaching her 4-year old brother)