'Divorce is when mommy and daddy yell at each other then they spread apart. Then they put up a 'for sale' sign in front of the house and they spread farther and farther apart until they can't come back ever again and it's very sad.' (teaching her 4-year old brother)

“If we call these foothills, can we call the little trees 'foot trees?''' (While driving in the foothills.)

“I wasn't yawning, I was just letting some fresh air into my mouth.” (After being accused of being tired.)

'There is no such thing as 'fun for the whole family.''

Certain is it that there is no kind of affection so purely angelic as of a father to a daughter. In love to our wives there is desire; to our sons, ambition; but to our daughters there is something which there are no words to express.