I hope they get here soon. The kids are biting at the chomp.

'Divorce is when mommy and daddy yell at each other then they spread apart. Then they put up a 'for sale' sign in front of the house and they spread farther and farther apart until they can't come back ever again and it's very sad.' (teaching her 4-year old brother)

“If we call these foothills, can we call the little trees 'foot trees?''' (While driving in the foothills.)

'When you kiss someone, your heart goes out to them, and when you're done kissing them your heart goes back in.'

Every man sees in his relatives, and especially in his cousins, a series of grotesque caricatures of himself.