'Divorce is when mommy and daddy yell at each other then they spread apart. Then they put up a 'for sale' sign in front of the house and they spread farther and farther apart until they can't come back ever again and it's very sad.' (teaching her 4-year old brother)

“No it's not. It's a big hot!” At 2 years old. After being warned that the car seat was a little hot.

I hope they get here soon. The kids are biting at the chomp.

“If all the people in the world were nice could we just get rid of the word mean?”

Certain is it that there is no kind of affection so purely angelic as of a father to a daughter. In love to our wives there is desire; to our sons, ambition; but to our daughters there is something which there are no words to express.