'Daddy, there's Victor, only he has more white hairs now.' (about our neighbor 3 doors down who is a regular reader of McClelland Family.com)

“Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.''

'Dank Dank' (Reflecting his inability to accept compliments for several years.)

'Divorce is when mommy and daddy yell at each other then they spread apart. Then they put up a 'for sale' sign in front of the house and they spread farther and farther apart until they can't come back ever again and it's very sad.' (teaching her 4-year old brother)

'There is no such thing as 'fun for the whole family.''