'A duck!... A baby duck.' (Squealing about a birthday card on her third birthday on Puerta Vallarta, Mexico.

When you have snowflakes in the clouds in the sky and you have mountains, you get snow. That's how it works.

'Divorce is when mommy and daddy yell at each other then they spread apart. Then they put up a 'for sale' sign in front of the house and they spread farther and farther apart until they can't come back ever again and it's very sad.' (teaching her 4-year old brother)

'Families are about love overcoming emotional torture.'

'Dank Dank' (Reflecting his inability to accept compliments for several years.)