“If we call these foothills, can we call the little trees 'foot trees?''' (While driving in the foothills.)

'Daddy, there's Victor, only he has more white hairs now.' (about our neighbor 3 doors down who is a regular reader of McClelland Family.com)

'Daddy, how many whoppers are there in those tall trees?' After waking up in the car while driving through Calaveras Big Trees and hearing daddy say, 'Wow, that's a whopper of a tree.'

“Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.''

Every man sees in his relatives, and especially in his cousins, a series of grotesque caricatures of himself.