“This is our house. And this is America Online.” (While pointing at a map of the North American continent.)
Emily McClelland (1998- )
“If we call these foothills, can we call the little trees 'foot trees?''' (While driving in the foothills.)
Emily McClelland (at age 5)
'Daddy, how many whoppers are there in those tall trees?' After waking up in the car while driving through Calaveras Big Trees and hearing daddy say, 'Wow, that's a whopper of a tree.'
Patrick McClelland at age 6
Certain is it that there is no kind of affection so purely angelic as of a father to a daughter. In love to our wives there is desire; to our sons, ambition; but to our daughters there is something which there are no words to express.
– Joseph Addison (1672-1719) British Essayist, Poet, Statesman
Every man sees in his relatives, and especially in his cousins, a series of grotesque caricatures of himself.
H.L. Mencken (1880-1956) American Author, Humorist
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