'When you kiss someone, your heart goes out to them, and when you're done kissing them your heart goes back in.'

'Dank Dank' (Reflecting his inability to accept compliments for several years.)

Family life is too intimate to be preserved by the spirit of justice. It can be sustained by a spirit of love which goes beyond justice.

“This is our house. And this is America Online.” (While pointing at a map of the North American continent.)

'Daddy, how many whoppers are there in those tall trees?' After waking up in the car while driving through Calaveras Big Trees and hearing daddy say, 'Wow, that's a whopper of a tree.'