'Families are about love overcoming emotional torture.'

The roaring of the wind is my wife and the stars through the window pane are my children. The mighty abstract idea I have of beauty in all things stifles the more divided and minute domestic happiness.

'There is no such thing as 'fun for the whole family.''

“If we call these foothills, can we call the little trees 'foot trees?''' (While driving in the foothills.)

“No it's not. It's a big hot!” At 2 years old. After being warned that the car seat was a little hot.