“If all the people in the world were nice could we just get rid of the word mean?”

“I like lights on buildings, because without them you wouldn't be able to see all the beauty in the world.” (About the lights on the football field at the local highschool.)

Certain is it that there is no kind of affection so purely angelic as of a father to a daughter. In love to our wives there is desire; to our sons, ambition; but to our daughters there is something which there are no words to express.

“Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.''

“If we call these foothills, can we call the little trees 'foot trees?''' (While driving in the foothills.)