“If all the people in the world were nice could we just get rid of the word mean?”

'Daddy, how many whoppers are there in those tall trees?' After waking up in the car while driving through Calaveras Big Trees and hearing daddy say, 'Wow, that's a whopper of a tree.'

'Dank Dank' (Reflecting his inability to accept compliments for several years.)

I hope they get here soon. The kids are biting at the chomp.

'The happiest moments of my life have been the few which I have passed at home in the bosom of my family.'